Category: Humor

  • You might be a Redneck if…

    I think the fun of “You might be a redneck” is in the fact that most of us have some degree of redneck-ness in us.  (Is that a word?  It should be.)

    It’s also funny to note that there are all different kinds of rednecks.  The most common stereotype is of the Great Southern Redneck, partly because there are so many of them and they are so entertaining.  But there are other types, like the Eastern Redneck, the Vermont Redneck, and the Northeastern Redneck.  They’re all affected to some degree by the environment they live in and by their own family heritage.

    Take my family, for example.  My dear departed Dad was a redneck of sorts – the likes of which I’ve never seen since.  He completely defied categorization – Japanese American, New England Redneck?  He was a hardworking guy, very blue-collar.  He had been dealt some blows in life, and he managed to scrape by and still kept a positive attitude.  Some of the things he did were very redneck.  He built us kids a jungle gym out of two by fours and plywood…  and if you ever saw the car I learned to drive in, oh my God…  It was an old Plymouth Volare, rigged up with a giant plywood roof rack to which he strapped all of his extermination equipment.  What teenager wants to be seen in something like that?

    Grandma has redneck tendencies, too.  But that shouldn’t be too surprising considering that she grew up in farm country.

    Ah well.  I think that’s why the five of us kids tend to want to get away from our background?  We haven’t entirely succeeded…  I kept my old car for a year, rusting away in the backyard until my new car was totalled and I had to reanimate the clunker.  So, I can relate to some of these redneck ways – and laugh at the ones that blow away anything that I or my family ever did…

    But enough about us.  So, without further ado:

    You might be a redneck if…

    A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…

    [Ya gotta give these guys some credit – They saved the truck and they’re makin’ the best of a bad situation…] (more…)

  • Photoshopped pics from work in Indianapolis

    In 2001 I doctored up an image lampooning my boss for his Diet Coke habit… 

    This is the office that my boss Scott R. was using in January of 2000.  Scott would fly in from St. Louis almost every week, and we’d stop at the convenience store so he could fill up on Diet Coke.  It was something of a joke in the office – “Just how thirsty is Scott?’

    So after he left one week, I took his three big cups and placed them in different locations, took multiple pictures, and superimposed them into one image.

     

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  • Bad Engrish (Have some fried crap)

    Somehow, some things just don’t seem to translate right between Asian languages and English.  I’ve spent seven weeks in Japan, and in that time I’m sure I’ve mangled some Japanese words and phrases pretty badly myself.  On the other hand I saw an assortment of odd signs and translations, including:
     
    “I Feel Coke” on signs and various other places, including on t-shirts on womens’ chests
    “Chicken Bugger” for chicken burger
    “Romantic Sports” for clothing at a department store
    “THE ODOR KING” (Theodor King, spelled out in windows with awkward gaps)
     
    But others have seen much better gaffes during their travels.  You can see them online at
    http://www.engrish.com/
     
    Attached photos are a sampling for your pure viewing satisfaction.  Some of them had me in stitches.
     
    Lost in translation…  Signs from Asia

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