{"id":17,"date":"2006-06-29T07:00:28","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T11:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lee-toma.com\/?p=17"},"modified":"2006-08-17T07:44:04","modified_gmt":"2006-08-17T11:44:04","slug":"bad-engrish-have-some-fried-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lee-toma.com\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"Bad Engrish (Have some fried crap)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow, some things just don&#8217;t seem to translate right between Asian languages and English.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve spent seven weeks in Japan, and in that time I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve\u00a0mangled some Japanese words and phrases pretty badly myself.\u00a0 On the other hand I saw an assortment of odd signs and translations, including:<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n&#8220;I Feel Coke&#8221; on signs and various other places, including on t-shirts on womens&#8217; chests<br \/>\n&#8220;Chicken Bugger&#8221; for chicken burger<br \/>\n&#8220;Romantic Sports&#8221; for clothing at a department store<br \/>\n&#8220;THE ODOR KING&#8221; (Theodor King, spelled out in windows with awkward gaps)<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nBut others have seen much better gaffes during their travels.\u00a0 You can see them online at<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/\">http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/<\/a><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nAttached photos are a sampling for your pure viewing satisfaction.\u00a0 Some of them had me in stitches.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nLost in translation&#8230;\u00a0 Signs from Asia<br \/>\n<font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish01.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish02.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish03.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish04.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish05.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish06.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish07.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish08.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish09.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish10.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish11.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish12.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish13.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish14.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish15.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish16.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish17.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish18.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish19.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish20.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish21.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish22.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish23.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish24.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish25.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish26.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish27.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish28.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish29.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish30.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish31.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish32.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish33.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish34.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish35.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lee-toma.net\/_myspace\/Humor\/060725_Engrish\/Engrish36.jpg\" width=\"480\" border=\"0\" \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\">[Thanks to Martha Taylor]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow, some things just don&#8217;t seem to translate right between Asian languages and English.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve spent seven weeks in Japan, and in that time I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve\u00a0mangled some Japanese words and phrases pretty badly myself.\u00a0 On the other hand I saw an assortment of odd signs and translations, including: \u00a0 &#8220;I Feel Coke&#8221; on signs 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